When she stares at your mouth
[ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hits you
[ Grab her and dont let go ]

When she start’s cussing at you
[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she’s quiet
[ Ask her whats wrong ]

When she ignores you
[ Give her your attention ]

When she pulls away
[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst
[ Tell her she’s beautiful ]

When you see her start crying
[Just hold her and dont say a word ]

When you see her walking
[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

When she’s scared
[ Protect her ]

When she lays her head on your shoulder
[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

When she steals your favorite hat
[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]

When she teases you
[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesnt answer for a long time
[ reassure her that everything is okay ]

When she looks at you with doubt
[ Make her feel secure ]

When she say’s that she likes you
[ she really does more than you could understand ]

When she grabs at your hands
[ Hold her’s and play with her fingers ]

When she bumps into you
[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]

When she tells you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until she does ]

When she misses you
[ she’s hurting inside ]

When you break her heart
[ the pain never really goes away ]

When she says its over
[ she still wants you to be hers ]

When she repost this bulletin
[ she wants you to read it ]

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she’s mad hug her tight and don’t let go

- When she says she’s ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she’ll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she’s all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she’s sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she’s bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she’s important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
“Who’s ass am I kicking babe?”

2. What were you doing at 7:00 AM?

3. Do you Kiss with your eyes open or closed?

4. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex that you talk to 24/7?

5. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?

6. Is it awkward when you run into your exes?

7. What were you doing 1 hour ago?

8. Do you currently have feelings for someone?

9. What was the last thing you said aloud?

10. How many different things did you drink today?

11. Are you ticklish?

12. Is success in your future?

13. Are you a heavy sleeper?

14. Was today a good day?

15. What are you listening to?

16. Does someone like you right now?

17. Where was the last place you went?

18. Look at your third friend on myspace.
Do you really like them?

19. Last person you had a deep and meaningful convo with?

20. Can you keep a secret?

21. Your favorite romantic movie?

22. Have you ever played naked twister?

23. Is there something you will never forget?

24. How did you feel about Valentine’s day?

25. How is your hair?

26. Have you kissed anyone on your top friends?

27. Who was the last person you took a picture with?

28. Are you typically a jealous person?

29. Do you chew on straws?

30. What were you doing at midnight last night?

31. Do you wish on 11:11 PM?

32. What’s on your mind?

33. Which shoe do you put on first?

34. Favorite color(s)?

35. Have you ever kissed anyone named Amanda?

36. Last thing received in the mail?

37. Do you have trust issues?

38. Have you ever hated someone, but ended up being friends with them?

39. What was going through your mind during your second to last kiss?

40. Have you ever hurt anyone when you were mad?

41. Is it easier to forgive or forget?

42. What is the most important thing in any relationship?

43. Are you random?

44. Do you laugh a lot?

Since he didn’t have a lot of money to hire an
expensive private investigator, he decided to go
with a much cheaper one — a Chinese man named Mr. Lee.

The following day he received Mr.

Lee’s report;

Most honorable sir:

You leave house. I watch house. he come to house.

I
watch. He and she leave house.

I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree.

I look in
window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she.

She strip he. He play with she. She play with he.

I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see.

No fee,

Chen Lee

FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND:
FIRST SCHOOL:
FIRST CELL PHONE:
FIRST FUNERAL:
FIRST PET:
FIRST BIG TRIP:
FIRST FIGHT:
FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH:
FIRST TIME OUT OF THE COUNTRY?:
FIRST JOB:
FIRST MYSPACE FRIEND:

EVERYONE HAS THEIR LASTS:

LAST PERSON YOU HUGGED:
LAST CAR RIDE:
LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED:
LAST FOOD YOU ATE:
LAST ITEM BOUGHT:
LAST SHIRT WORN:
LAST PHONE CALL:
LAST TEXT MESSAGE:
LAST KISS:
LAST THING YOU TOUCHED:
LAST FUNERAL:
LAST TIME AT THE MALL:
LAST TIME YOU WERE EXCITED FOR SOMETHING:
LAST PERSON YOU SAW:
LAST THING YOU DRANK:
LAST PERSON THAT BROKE YOUR HEART:
LAST TIME YOU WERE REALLY HONESTLY HAPPY?:

While driving down the road, and looking for an address, do you turn the radio down?

Pretend you are a really good cook, what meal would you make?

What is your favorite piece of clothing in your closet?

If you could quit your job right now, and be anything you wanted, what would it be?

What do you think of when you look at the stars?

When you add someone into your cell phone, do you use there real name, or there nickname?

Why?

If you use there real name, do you add there last name?

How much information do you ask for before you sleep with someone?

How long do you date someone before you sleep with them?

If you could say ONE THING to the president, what would it be?

If you could meet ANY president, dead or not, who would it be?

Why?

If you could get rid of the holiday season, would you?

Why?

IF you could go to any state, which one would you go to and why?

Would you ever get a personalized license plate?

If yes, would would it say?

If you could go to college, what would you major in?

Before you go to sleep at night, what do you think of?

What is your favorite kind of weather?

Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

And how old might you be?

Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?

Suppose you see your boy/girl friend kissing another person, what would do?

Is your phone within a meter radius of you?

Wait, are you a guy or a chick?

What is bothering you right now?

Was last New Year’s enjoyable?

I’ll betcha you miss someone right now?

If there was a large spider in the room, would you stay?

What time is it?

Would you rather go to Tokyo or Paris?

Do you have a guitar in your house?

Are you listening to music right now?

Who else is in the room with you?

Do you have any enemies?

How much cash is in your wallet?

Who last called you babe/baby?

What last made you sad?

The last time you held hands, did it mean anything?

What is your longest fight with one of your friends?

Do you think you’re smart?

When was the last time that you went swimming and where?

Do you consider yourself successful?

How many people are on your contact list of your cell phone?

What are you looking forward to?

Is there something you want that you can’t have?

What do you want?

Wallpaper on your cell phone?

Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex that you loved them and meant it?

Is there anyone who doesn’t like you?

Have you ever been in love?

Do you think that hair extensions look skanky?

Is there a secret you’ve never told any of your friends?

What were you doing at 2am last night?

What is most important to you in a relationship?

Are you married or do you want to get married?

What did you do tonight?

Favorite scent?

Favorite place to be?

Favorite season?

2) When was the last time you told someone your bra size?

3) Anyone told you a secret this week?

4) Did you have a good day yesterday?

5) What was the highlight of today?

6) What does the 5th text in your inbox say?

7) What does the 2nd text in your outbox say?

When was the last time you took a picture with your number 3 friend?

10) Do you hate anyone?

11) Do they know who they are?

12) Do you like anyone?

13) Do they know who they are?

14) Do you have a best friend?

15) Have you ever collapsed on the bathroom floor?

16) Do you have a good relationship with your mother?

17) Are you slowly distancing from someone you love?

18) When was the last time you bought something?

19) Have you ever told someone you love them?

20) Do you play an instrument?

21) What’s the reason behind your MySpace display name?

24) Is there anyone that you call baby?

25) In the next 4 months what are you looking forward to the most?

26) Why?

27) Name something funny that you said today…

28) Have you ever dated anybody older than yourself?

29) How did that work out?

30) Have you ever gotten naked at a party?

31) Have you ever kissed anyone at a party?

32) Have you ever sat and waited for someone to come online?

33) When was the last time you laughed so hard you thought you were going to cry?

34) Have any crazy family members?

35) Did you tell someone something today?

36) What did you tell them?

36) When will your next kiss be?

37) Do you like dressing up?

38) Have you ever considered a sex change?

39) Open the nearest book to you.

40) What will you buy next?

41) Are you bored?

42) Whats on your mind right now?

43) What are you wearing?

44) Any plans for today?

Who was the last friend in your house?

How’s your last ex doing?

Is there someone you want to fight?

What were you wearing when your last kiss took place?

Song playing right now?

Does anyone like you?

What are you thinking about right now?

What’s your middle name?

What were you doing an hour ago?

what does your last text message in your inbox say?

Do you secretly like someone?

Where were you friday night?

Has anyone ever mistaken you for someone else?

Next vacation you’re going on?

What’s something you really want right now, be honest?

Do you like to text or call more?

What’s the closest blue object to you?

Are you single?

Do you like the color orange?

Do tattoos and piercings excite you?

Where was your last long road trip to?

What is the weather like today?

Do you talk to your most recent ex?

Who did you last talk to on the phone for over 20 minutes?

Where will you be in an hour?

What color are your eyes?

Whats your name?

Do you smoke weed?

What in the world are you listening to?

Are you married?

Have you ever told someone you loved them and meant it?

Is there anyone who doesn’t like you because of something you didn’t d

Last phone call received?

Do you miss anyone?

How are you feeling?

Did any of your friends go out with your ex’s?

Do you like your first name?

Do you like to cuddle?

Are you looking forward to being in a relationship with someone?

Why did you like the previous crush you had?

Are you happy right now?

What is your biggest fear?

What’s one thing you’ve learned lately?

Do you get along with your parents?

Last person you laughed at?

Have you ever had a myspace stalker?

What are you excited about?

Last person to tell you they love you?

What’s the last thing you ate?

The last person to pick you up from somewhere?

Last thing you cried over?

Are you confused about anything right now?

Where do you want to live when you’re older?

Do you have a friend that starts with “K”?

Whats your relationship with the last person you texted?

Where were you last night?

What are you going to do?

Taken or single?

Do you like it?

Have you ever had your heart broken?

Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok?

Do you want children?

If yes, how many?

Would you consider adoption?

Do you want some one you can’t have?

Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?

Do you get butterflies when you’re around your crushes?

Do any of your EXs have feelings for you?

Have you slept at a Boyfriend/girlfriends house?

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

A cat’s urine glows under a black light.

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

Starfish have no brains

Polar bears are left-handed.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.

In other words, send it to everyone